Treacle out of a Treacle Well

Anything and everything I feel like sharing (which, to be honest, will probably include a primary lot of Broadway, Doctor Who and Supernatural).
spacecricket: THINGS I THOUGHT WHILE WATCHING SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN: Oh man you guys, KStew’s accent is going to be so terrible! Oh… MAN, you guys. KStew’s accent is pretty okay. What a bummer. Look at her eyebrows I want my eyebrows to be like that CHARLIZE THERON IF YOU’RE FROM AFRICA WHY ARE YOU WHITE Oh my god, Karen, you can’t just… CHARLIZE THERON WHY ARE YOU COVERED IN WHITE GOOP Oh my god, Karen, you can’t just… Really, though, that never wound up getting explained or even being revealed as a metaphor. Like was it wax? Like she wants to preserve her beauty? But then why were the peasant folk drinking it like water? THE TROLL WILL NOT HURT KSTEW BECAUSE SHE IS TOO PURE TO BE EATEN BY A TROLL I mean how pure does one have to be, like, come on, she stabbed a dude in the face with a nail That guy with the white hair and bowl cut is probably a rapist. So the Queen is a Dementor all eatin’ souls or some shit idek And the Dark Forest has tracker jackers from The Hunger Games that give you crazy terrifying hallucinations IT’S NOT WHERE YOU TAKE YOUR IDEAS FROM, IT’S WHERE YOU TAKE THEM TO KStew smiled at the stag thing! She SMILED OH MY GOD WHO WOULD SHOOT SUCH A BEAUTIFUL COW-STAG MADE OF BUTTERFLIES I MEAN WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE HONESTLY Maybe if I write more comments in capslock you will think this “review” is funny In some scenes KStew has a little braid thingy like a Jedi, and in some it’s GONE Seriously, all these bad guy soldiers are defending this Queen PURELY because she wants to be young and beautiful again. I wonder how she swung that. Like, “Hey guys go risk your lives so I can kill this bitch because no one can be hotter than me no I swear it will make this kingdom more successful probably.” What the hell-ass was up with that one town between the Duke’s castle and the evil Queen’s castle? With all the people hanging in cages and zombie folks with pitchforks. Weirdoville. EMPOWERING SPEECH BY KSTEW WHEREIN SHE DOES NOT SOUND HALF-BAD The evil Queen uses shards of stone like Voldemort used shards of glass in HP5. I wanted to see a Beauty and the Beast-like transformation of the kingdom at the end, but w/e Oh, and there was a Huntsman. And another guy but he wasn’t THE ONE TO BREAK THE SPELL so fuck him. 5/10 I thought 95% of these exact things. 

spacecricket:

THINGS I THOUGHT WHILE WATCHING SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN:

  • Oh man you guys, KStew’s accent is going to be so terrible!
  • Oh… MAN, you guys. KStew’s accent is pretty okay. What a bummer.
  • Look at her eyebrows I want my eyebrows to be like that
  • CHARLIZE THERON IF YOU’RE FROM AFRICA WHY ARE YOU WHITE
  • Oh my god, Karen, you can’t just…
  • CHARLIZE THERON WHY ARE YOU COVERED IN WHITE GOOP
  • Oh my god, Karen, you can’t just…
  • Really, though, that never wound up getting explained or even being revealed as a metaphor.
  • Like was it wax? Like she wants to preserve her beauty? But then why were the peasant folk drinking it like water?
  • THE TROLL WILL NOT HURT KSTEW BECAUSE SHE IS TOO PURE TO BE EATEN BY A TROLL I mean how pure does one have to be, like, come on, she stabbed a dude in the face with a nail
  • That guy with the white hair and bowl cut is probably a rapist.
  • So the Queen is a Dementor all eatin’ souls or some shit idek
  • And the Dark Forest has tracker jackers from The Hunger Games that give you crazy terrifying hallucinations
  • IT’S NOT WHERE YOU TAKE YOUR IDEAS FROM, IT’S WHERE YOU TAKE THEM TO
  • KStew smiled at the stag thing! She SMILED
  • OH MY GOD WHO WOULD SHOOT SUCH A BEAUTIFUL COW-STAG MADE OF BUTTERFLIES I MEAN WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE HONESTLY
  • Maybe if I write more comments in capslock you will think this “review” is funny
  • In some scenes KStew has a little braid thingy like a Jedi, and in some it’s GONE
  • Seriously, all these bad guy soldiers are defending this Queen PURELY because she wants to be young and beautiful again. I wonder how she swung that. Like, “Hey guys go risk your lives so I can kill this bitch because no one can be hotter than me no I swear it will make this kingdom more successful probably.”
  • What the hell-ass was up with that one town between the Duke’s castle and the evil Queen’s castle? With all the people hanging in cages and zombie folks with pitchforks. Weirdoville.
  • EMPOWERING SPEECH BY KSTEW WHEREIN SHE DOES NOT SOUND HALF-BAD
  • The evil Queen uses shards of stone like Voldemort used shards of glass in HP5.
  • I wanted to see a Beauty and the Beast-like transformation of the kingdom at the end, but w/e
  • Oh, and there was a Huntsman.
  • And another guy but he wasn’t THE ONE TO BREAK THE SPELL so fuck him.
  • 5/10

I thought 95% of these exact things. 

  1. treacleoutofatreaclewell reblogged this from spacecricket and added:
    I thought 95% of these exact things.
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  3. nitwad said: basically if you only watch the first 20 minutes or so, it can be a short film where charlize theron is a badass who cripples kingdoms with THAT LOOK. you know the one.
  4. char-redtoast said: so yeah I only want to watch this movie because it sorta looks like a Flo + Machine music video to me without Flo and yes I did hear this movie had potential but totally fell flat in the end?
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